AWWWW! Get a load of the little girl and her powerfully built dog larking about in the water jets. Daddy (or a man who likes to take film of other people’s kidz) is sooooooo proud. He’s filming it and chortling.
Then the little lamb comes to the camera and says, “That dog is fucking crazy.”
The man laughs. The video is then uploaded on YouTube and everyone realises that if this carries on adults will need a new swear word to make their own.
Leave fuck to the nippers. It’s lost much of its shock factor with overuse. And let’s set about creating...
